Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
