OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Shame - the story of my life.
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