You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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