Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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