I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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