I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
dude. I can hear the air.
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