I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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