So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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