sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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