I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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