i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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