Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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