Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
honey bunches of taint.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
