I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
