Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
