Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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