I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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