We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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