I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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