I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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