do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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