Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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