Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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