Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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