I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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