Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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