But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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