Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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