There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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