Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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