ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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