Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
