Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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