windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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