Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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