Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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