Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
