The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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