You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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