I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
