Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
where are my eyebrows?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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