Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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