you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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