i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
