Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
it glows. i had to have it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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