I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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