At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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