:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The feeling are messing with the penis
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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