Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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