She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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