Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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