Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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