Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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