Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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