you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
